Lyle Lucas (The Rogue)

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Name

Lyle Lucas

on MUX as

The Rogue

Archetype

The Rogue

Occupation

Maintenance, Electric, + Plumbing

Apparent Age

20

Played By

Leonardo DiCaprio

Faction Membership

The Staff of the Eager Beaver
Facilities & Maintenance

"Been Caught Stealin'" - Jane's Addiction

I enjoy stealing

It's just as simple as that

Well, it's just a simple fact

When I want something,

I don't want to pay for it

I walk right through the door

Walk right through the door

Hey all right!

If I get by, it's mine

Mine all mine!

"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" - Offspring

Show me how to lie

You're getting better all the time

And turning all against the one

Is an art that's hard to teach

Now dance, fucker, dance

Man, he never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

And now you steal away

Take him out today

Nice work you did

You're gonna go far, kid

"Sabotage" - Beastie Boys

Cause what you see, you might not get

And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet

Scheming on a thing, that's a mirage

I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage

But make no mistakes and switch up my channel

I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle

What could it be -- it's a mirage

You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage

"Tick Tick Boom" - the Hives

'Cause I've done it before,

And I can do it some more,

I've got my eye on the score,

I'm gonna cut through the floor,

It's too late, It's too soon,

Or is it

Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...boom!

Archetype Roles • Slasher

The Rogue is a different sort of opportunist driven by greed, curiosity, or whatever with little regard for laws, taboos, and social convention. Is it underhanded to just be very, very resourceful? The Rogue could care less. Rules and Laws are obstacles, not barriers. It can only make the acquisition more exciting! They circumvent a problem rather than tackling it head on, and change environmental and social conditions to favor their needs. Traps? Locked doors? People that like to say 'no' a lot? Not going to keep him from his goal. He'll undo or work around it.

Everything (and everyone) is an asset, and this resourceful bastard will try to cash in on that.

Archetype Roster Concept 

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Some people just can't stay out of trouble. They push the button, open the door, check the basement, or whatever it is they know they shouldn't. They can't help it. Adventure is fun.

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Role in Slasher

What's a kid from a wealthy family to do when his parents live apart but aren't technically divorced and all he wants is a goddamn hug? Steal shit, that's what. And when they don't notice, or worse, don't seem to care? You still bigger shit. Do this long enough and - provided you don't go to jail - you get good at it. Lyle got very good at it. He never did get that hug, though.

Now he's out of school, has no interest in college and even less in being home - Mom or Dad's - so he fucked off and got a job fixing plumbing at the Eager Beaver Lodge because why not? He continues his greatest passion, lifting various things from guests as they come and go. His big boss knows about it but doesn't seem to mind, so in return he helps the old Vet out here and there. It's not a career path or a way of life, butt it's enough for now.

Maintenance: He has a reason to be just about anywhere, anytime.

Five Finger Discount: He has bad habit of 'finding' things that aren't his.

Watches Too Many Movies: He could talk movies all damn day long.

Sheet

Brawn: Poor	+ Human Timex (Positive) Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin' "Who's ready to try that again?"
Finesse: Good	+ Grand Theft Everything (Positive) Stealth, pick pockets, Locks? He's had 15 years to perfect his slight of hand and getting what he wants. It wasn't wasted. + Stuntman (Positive) Fucker is nimble! Whether it's skateboarding, breakdancing, climbing shit, or rolling with a fall he's like a spider monkey hopped up on Mountain Dew.
Brains: Good	+ Mechanically Savvy (Positive) Lyle's actually really damn handy. He's had to repair so much shit from wiring to plumbing and light carpentry...often resulting from him saying "Hey check this out!" + Plan B (Positive) It's a damned poor mind that can't think of 6 ways out of any situation. - Doesn't Know When To Quit (Negative) He's tenacious, to a fault. It's an obsessive need too often to make things work even when they're doomed. Giving up isn't in his nature. Kinda telling isn't it?
Spirit: Normal	+ Golden Boy (Positive) Young, good looking, and look at that innocent face! How could he possibly ever do anything dishonest. Really if it wasn't for Molly Ringwald he might be in the running to be America's Sweetheart(tm). + Overconfident' (Positive) "Hi, this is Lyle Lucas, and you're watching Jackass." Whether it's stupid or daring he's just not one to back down...even when he should. Sometimes especially when. - Hydrophobic (Negative) Yeah, no he can't even. NOoooooo-wuh! Nope. More nope. not after drowning in the damn lake, and also just no.* * Appendix A: Not a chance. - Squeamish (Negative) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT MOVED!!! >_< - Wants To Believe (Negative) For as smart as he is he's really fucking gullible. He wants to believe like he needs something to be true. Besides, if it happened in a movie and it wasn't a cartoon it must be true right? It's like being disappointed is a natural state, but he keeps going back.

Perks and Quirks

+ Area Of Expertise: Thief

Lyle got very good at it. Stealth tactics, pick pocketing

+ Local Lore (Freebie)

He's been on Camp Staff a while and gets into a lot of trouble there. you learn things.

+ Gruesome Artifact

It's a wonder what you wind up with when you just steal shit at random. Whoops...eew.

- Can't Swim

Look, he drown and it forever scared the hell out of him. He tried to learn and failed in epic fashion several times. He won't go swimming, he's not crossing that bridge, an he is sure as shit not getting on a boat anytime soon. He's narrowly allowed near the bar without a life vest per Bastian. He still takes care of the pump house.

- Connected to a Monster

Hell if he knows. It could be pity or interest or something else. It's... something.

+ From Beyond the Grave

You think death will make him stop haunting Ethan Drake? It will take more than something shuffling off his mortal coil to get rid of him. For better or worse, man...

Gallery

Ethan Drake

Lodge Groundskeeper

<<Toggles status somewhere between Complicated, We're On, and Sabotage>>
The Ex. The beginning was like a roman candle: hot, amazing, explosive... and likely to end with his Camaro on fire...which eventually it did. Ethan probably shouldn't have done that to a crafty co-worker who has access to all his stuff. He did. People warned me off of him. I didn't listen, and am better for believing in him. Even with the bullshit I've always been better off with him. I can't imagine otherwise.
---Made living entirely worth it. You can have the rest of my pudding now. <3

Good Influence

Chief Groundskeeper

Man, Bas tries so hard to keep the rest of us out of trouble. Sure I started rumors about you to keep people away. They're funny as hell. But you've been there for me when my real old man should have been. Thanks for letting me borrow the dog.

Bad Influence

Concierge

When you want to push the shiny red button though, this is the guy you talk to to justify that behavior and sometimes that is great fun. Other times we wind up with a hole in the boat, but at least we know what that button does now. we can move onto other things and just...never bring it up again.

Colorado...from Texas?!

Half-Naked Bartender

Pal, stick with me. We are going to get along just fine. I'm calling you Texaco though. Seriously, thanks for, um, stickin around and helping. I kinda owe ya one. Maybe, i'll get you back to skateboarding yet.

Max the Friend-girl

Makeup and FX Artist

Besides being the coolest chick we know. She put herself out there for two idiots tripping through life to help us get our shit together. For what it's worth I hear you, I see you, and I wanna listen. I'm glad you found something to hold onto too.

Mallory

Trail Guide

a lot of people call her uptight or the ice queen. It's pretty easy for people to fucking judge when they're living in a goddamn Norman Rockwell painting. has good taste in music, aaaand surprisingly a bit in common. I like her. She's got a good sense of what's real, and is always there for me like the sister I didn't know I needed.

Mr. Bauer, Sir

Eager Beaver Lodge/NFS Intern

Lulz, yeah Dash. You're never living that shit down. You're an old man now buddy! Aaaahahahahah!!!!

The Lab Partner

Reluctant "Frat" Boy

I like Julian. He gets having a shit family, and that having things doesn't mean shit and generally people will let you down. I guess that's why I trust him to know what's really important and how to value people who don't just buy into materialistic bullshit. More than that? He gave me a way out of this place when everything was taken from me. He offered me people, someplace to go, and a path to the future. I dunno he understands how much that means, but given he generally won't waste time on BS? I think he does.

Hyacinth Mackie (Slasher)

Sorority Sister
Hyacinth has a singular super-power to go from mega helpful to mega bitch in 0.02 seconds flat. She's majoring in Fashion which is to say she has exceptional taste and why she is part of the Zeta Eta Pi party and planning committee and why she will be the ideal trophy wife. Oh, let her tell you how. Notably she's judgmental, except for her sisters. She's determined for them to find and embrace their inner entitled spoiled princess. That's also to say this whole "outdoorsey" thing isn't even her bag, but like, her man's here and she's determined to be all up in his business until he asks her to take him back where she'll "Think about it". It's all written in the Crazy Stalker Ex-Girlfriend manual on pages 8-21.

Candice Flick (Slasher)

Housekeeping & Model Employee
She might somehow be the only person on staff to successfully sleep with none of her co-workers. The consummate overachiever, Candice not only does her work obnoxiously, and terrifically well, but she always tries to challenge herself to go above and beyond. Difficult customers? On it! She truly believes in the mission statement and drank all the rah-rah Kool-Aid.

She also is a woman of strong principles she believes it is her mission to shepard troubled souls onto the right path. It's from a place of love and earnest belief that God is testing her and would not give her something she couldn't handle.

When she met Lyle Lucas she rolled up her sleeves and got to work after Ethan broke his heart because...well he's Ethan being Ethan. This would be a lot easier if Lyle would let her help rather than run, hide, and try to make her life a nightmare. Really acting out is a cry for help, right? This has only made her double down on her efforts.

Ooooh if she can fix him? Well she'll really get good marks getting into Heaven for certain... if she doesn't kill him first.

Active Character: Slasher

You're dyin' and you're screamin' inside

Oh you're guilty way before you been tried

It's crazy but you're diggin' it

Aerosmith - Young Lust

Dead-o-rama

It's so hard to be careful, so easy to be led

Somewhere beyond the pavement

You'll find the living dead.

Dancin' at the Zombie Zoo

Tom Petty - Zombie Zoo

First of May

Hooked up in the woods.

So we went to the park together

We were walking in the midday sun

Met all kinds of people and we fucked everyone

Jonathan Coulton - First of May

Ultimate Sacrifice

Consciously chose to sacrifice their life
for others, to their grisly end.

"Real magic can never be made by offering someone
else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect
to get it back." — Peter S. Beagle

2019-02-26	Chain of Fools (2019-02-26 • Tunnel Leading to Freezer) Cassandra leads a group into the bunker to burn the bodies and if need be, to distract Mahoney from the counter-ritual. With some heavy losses, they accomplish their mission. Cast  •   Cassandra Wei  •  Troy "Mack" Mackenzie  •  Colorado Jones  •  Sasha Savage  •  Julian McQueen  •  Marc Westin  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Dashiel Bauer  •  Kirk Patterson  •
2019-02-24	Ghost in You (2019-02-24 • Main Lodge - Room 212) Julian is left alone with his drink, the ghost of his friend, and his thoughts...too, 'too many thoughts. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-21	Sign Your Name Across My Heart (2019-02-21 • Main Lodge - Room 114) Colorado digs through Candice's diary and confronts a lot of his own feelings which he talks out with his late best friend. Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-17	Every Breath You Take (2019-02-17 • Room 114) Ethan hallucinates Lyle some more. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-02-17	Enjoy the Silence (2019-02-17 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bastian's Cabin) Bastian's cabin is broken into by Ethan and Colorado, who is now having hallucinations of his own. Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-15	Ride the Lightning (2019-02-15 • Beaver Lake - Condemned Building) Freak and Nails are defeated, Princess is freed...and many lives are lost. Cast  •   Cassandra Wei  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Colorado Jones  •  Scott Dixon  •  Kirk Wachowski  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Evaline Mitchell  •
2019-02-15	The Show Must Go On (2019-02-15 • Room 114) After the losses at Lakeview, Ethan wakes up, and Colorado has to break the news. Even Mallory is sad, but don't tell her that. Guest starring Dead Lyle! Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Mallory Miller  •  Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-02-11	Breakfast at Tiffany's (2019-02-11 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Dining Hall) Tallulah helps Lyle carry breakfast back, and He asks her for help with a decoy for the boat test. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Tallulah Bennett  •
2019-02-11	Wherever You're Goin' (It's Alright) (2019-02-11 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Christine's Office) Ethan and Lyle have an oddly unexciting time guarding the Book. The Bedlam Boys make some plans involving running distractions to cover for the raid group, explosive coffee, the Camaro, and dogs. 0 things happen withthe book. Banner fucking morning. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-10	The Violence of Summer (2019-02-10 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Radio Room) Tensions ramp up as [Julian and Addison go toe to toe] and the Radio team now gets the Freak to worry about. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Cassandra Wei  •  Mallory Miller  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •  Addison Barrett  •
2019-02-10	Toy Soldiers (2019-02-10 • Main Lodge - Security Office) Lyle picks Cass' brain on just how to fucking deal. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Cassandra Wei  •
2019-02-09	Deep Down Trauma Hounds (2019-02-09 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Kitchen) Lyle recruits Snare into a Bedlam Boys Revenge Plan(tm) Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •
2019-02-08	Message in a Bottle (2019-02-08 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Radio Room) Sending out an S.O.S. The Radio Crew finally sends the broadcast and hits mainland! They also find the issue is bigger than they perceived right before someone tries to crash their party. Cast  •   Christine Lake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Julian McQueen  •  Marc Westin  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Evaline Mitchell  •
2019-02-07	All Through the Night (2019-02-07 • Main Lodge - Room 114) After dealing with the ghosts (and a long overdue nap) Ethan and Lyle hash out their 'Ride or Die' end of the world plan, discuss weird dreams, opportunity, and the long overdue truth. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-07	Spirits in the Material World (2019-02-07 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Emily leads another few seances using the Ouija board which is met by skepticism and some animosity from both the living and the dead. Cast  •   Sonya Queen  •  Marc Westin  •  Tallulah Bennett  •  Ethan Drake  •  Danny Novak  •  Julian McQueen  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •  Matthew Pryce  •  Christian Price  •  Emily Reed  •  Christine Lake  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Misty Alvarez  •
2019-02-06	Walk of LIfe (2019-02-06 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Dining Hall) Over breakfast Lyle talks with Scott about hooking him up with gear. Roxie's got some of her own ideas. Cast  •   Roxie Moretti  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-05	Cruel Summer (2019-02-05 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Raul gets his distributor caps while Lyle starts working on teh Lost + Found board. The late night crew convenes on ghosts, fears of bias, fears of failure, and fears of...a book? When things go to hell who are the lucky ones? Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Raul Santiago  •  Mallory Miller  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Tallulah Bennett  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Hyacinth Mackie  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •  Saffie De Angelis  •
2019-02-05	Don't Give Up (2019-02-05 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Radio Room) Roen drops in on the Bedlam Boys to have a talk about what comes next and making some good choices with what they have. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •
2019-02-03	Smalltown Boy (2019-02-03 • Main Lodge - Radio Room) Julian brings his roommates to talk to Lyle about Emily's idea for Alvin's seance. Marc confides a truth, and Matt shares his experiences that play parallel to the present predicament. Cast  •   Matthew Pryce  •  Julian McQueen  •  Marc Westin  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-03	The Dead Next Door (2019-02-03 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Lyle gets a visit on break from the radio from Mallory. They weigh the pros and cons of their past and other people's futures, and futures denied. Cast  •   Mallory Miller  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-01	Don't You Forget About Me (2019-02-01 • Beaver Lake - Staff Cabins) Bastian, Lyle, and Colorado go to Candice's cabin. Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-31	The Spirit of Radio (2019-01-31 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Radio Central (Christine's Office)) Julian and Lyle work on the radio at 0'too early in the morning before dawn while Ethan and Saiph sleep in the corner. Truths come out, and some important decisions are decided. Sometimes they have to help others heal, and sometimes they have to let themselves heal. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-01-30	So Emotional (2019-01-30 • Main Lodge - Room 114 - Wake) Colorado tries to find solace by opening up the bar in 114 to host an Irish wake for his late girlfriend. Injuries are babysat. New plans are formed with new information. Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Mallory Miller  •  Christine Lake  •
2019-01-29	Something Isn't Right (2019-01-29 • Main Lodge - Room 114 - Grounds Crew Room) Dash fills in Ethan and Lyle on what happened in the explosion. Something isn't right. Bastian's off, Colorado is keeping a vigil for his late girlfriend, Ethan's got a possible concussion, and Lyle is "fine". No one is fooling the dogs. Cast  •   Dashiel Bauer  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-29	In Your Eyes (2019-01-29 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Infirmary) **WARNING: Surgical scene**: Matthew, with help, surgically removes Lyle's eye armed only with a fist full of various narcotics, kitchen utensils, and his own canny wit. What can go wrong? Cast  •   Matthew Pryce  •  Cassandra Wei  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •  Mallory Miller  •  Warren Beausoleil  •  Christian Price  •
2019-01-29	Coffee Club (2019-01-29 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Dining Hall) Ethan and Lyle try to make things normal hyjinks after a good night sleep. Lyle's headache is not letting up. Colorado is razzed about his new girlfriend, Snare comes through with pancakes, and Addison keeps his promise finding the Bedlam Boys in alignment with his plan. Cast  •   Addison Barrett  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Colorado Jones  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •  Candice Flick  •
2019-01-29	Return to Sender (2019-01-29 • Main Lodge - Room 114) Before heading into improvised surgery he hands Cassandra a note to give to Ethan when it's said and done. This is that letter. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-01-28	When Tomorrow Comes (2019-01-28 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) Lyle asks Cassandra and Addison for a favor in the pending future. Cast  •   Mallory Miller  •  Addison Barrett  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Cassandra Wei  •
2019-01-28	Dirge Without Music (2019-01-28 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Lodge Grounds) Candice and Tommy receive their fond farewells. Cast  •   Finn O'Neil  •  Bastian Roen  •  Danny Novak  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Scott Dixon  •  Kirk Wachowski  •
2019-01-27	Far From Over (2019-01-27 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Radio Central (Christine's Office)) Ethan wakes Lyle up and they discuss how things went and moving forward. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-01-26	I Wanna Be Sedated (2019-01-26 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Christine's Office) The guys work on the radio,, and Matt takes a look at Lyle's eye to work on keeping it clean. The most hardcore Nu Mu Beta initiation ritual ever ensues. Cast  •   Matthew Pryce  •  Julian McQueen  •  Marc Westin  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-25	Show Me Your Soul (2019-01-25 • Main Lodge - Room 114 - Bathroom Floor) Ethan and Lyle have another patented 'Bedlam Boys talk on the bathroom floor talk' to discuss Ethan's capture, life after killing a crazy bitch, and how "this whole batshit thing is mondo non-non heinous in the extreme." Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-25	If You Leave (2019-01-25 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Christine's Office) Addison breaks the news about Ethan's jump. Lyle and Julian double down on trying to get the radio fixed, get more tools, and find a parting message. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •
2019-01-25	Higher Ground (2019-01-25 • Main Lodge - Room 114) Bastian finds Ethan is back and gets the brief rundown, and a very frank talk with the Bedlam Boys follows. Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Candice Flick  •
2019-01-25	Voices Carry (2019-01-24 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Room 229) Discussions of Ethan Drake's wild ride and what to do about spreading the word ensue. Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Christine Lake  • Voices Carry (2019-01-25 • A Room) Cast  •
2019-01-25	Back in Black (2019-01-25 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Ethan shows up back at the lodge in bad shape, but with critical information. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Roxie Moretti  •
2019-01-24	I Can't Drive 55 (Jump!) (2019-01-24 • Beaver Lake - Lake Shore) Ethan sneaks out in the middle of the night to try and jump the gap in the bridge in his Camaro. Bastian fails to stop him, and it looks like he gets to dry land and the highway! This can't end well.... Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-01-24
2019-01-23	Take On Me (2019-01-23 • First Floor Hallway) A chance run in in the hallway flare in a discussion that leads to Lyle and Raul in the slowest foot chase in the Lodge's history, and Ethan gets cause up on the rest of the fallout from the situation in 114. Cast  •   Addison Barrett  •  Mallory Miller  •  Raul Santiago  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-01-23	Total Eclipse of the Heart (2019-01-23 • Room 114) Ethan and Lyle learn that Max and Bastian did the tango. Cast  •   Maxine Rodriguez  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •
2019-01-22	Invincible (2019-01-22 • Maintenance Shed) A group heads to the shed to try and get the radio there for parts and other things happen. Cast  •   Cassandra Wei  •  Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Julian McQueen  •  Bastian Roen  •  Kimberly Constance Alistair  •  Michael Black  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Candice Flick  •  Angus "Gus" McQueen  •
2019-01-22	Policy of Truth (2019-01-22 • Room 114) Ethan finally speaks his truth, and for once stops being a douchenugget to Lyle. But he has an ulterior motive. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-21	I'm on a Mexican Radio (2019-01-21 • Christine's Office) The team dubbed The Electric Mayhem (squad name under review) makes a plan for the radio and the away/retrieval team is picked. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Raul Santiago  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Christine Lake  •  Addison Barrett  •
2019-01-21	Eye of the Tiger (2019-01-21 • Main Lodge - Staff Lounge) The Bedlam Boys (Lyle & Ethan), head into the Staff Office to find Willow for a change of bandages and more bad news, but at least news they can use! Cast  •   Willow Darragh  •  Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Christine Lake  •
2019-01-20	Woman in Chains (2019-01-20 • Main Lodge - Room 138) GODDAMNED BONER-KILLING GHOSTS! It's a three-some NOT a foursome, Mahoney! Cast  •   Maxine Rodriguez  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Christine Lake  •  Bastian Roen  •  Cassandra Wei  •  Addison Barrett  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Christian Price  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-01-19	Midnight at the Oasis (2019-01-19 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) Over a nightcap and patrols Lucas asks the Frat about helping rush he and Ethan if they decide to go to OU after this to be in friendly company. Julian helps Lyle eat 112 oz. of chocolate pudding, and the truth of the pool and the lake get sorted. Remarkably three people meet who might be able to help with the radio. Cast  •   Scott Dixon  •  Kirk Wachowski  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Angus "Gus" McQueen  •  Julian McQueen  •  Tabitha Ryder  •  Victoria Duchamp  •
2019-01-19	Take Me Out to the Ballgame (2019-01-19 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Slugger wants to play ball, with the guests' heads. Cast  •   Mallory Miller  •  Bastian Roen  •  Michael Black  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Julian McQueen  •  Matthew Pryce  •  Soldier2/  •  Marc Westin  •
2019-01-19	Catch (Black Delilah) (2019-01-19 • Beaver Lake - Lake Shore) Lyle Lucas sets out with pals in tow to try and save the Banshee. In helping her they learn a more disturbing truth. "Catch" - The Cure "I used to sometimes try to catch her, But never even caught her name." Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Colorado Jones  •  Finn O'Neil  •
2019-01-18	Nine Inch Nails (2019-01-18 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Lodge Grounds and Maintenance Shed) Mallory, Lyle, and Bastian go to find Dini and radio the Sheriff. Literally none of that turns out how they'd like it to. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Mallory Miller  •  Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Christine Lake  •  Finn O'Neil  •
2019-01-18	Owner of a Lonely Heart (2019-01-18 • Beaver Lake - Staff Cabins - Lyle's Room) Difficult truths get aired, and an immodest proposal is offered to try to patch that relationship of the Trouble Twins. Talk of change, college, moving, and the future follow with what it might mean for them... right after they help out a little girl in desperate need. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-16	Cities in Dust (2019-01-16 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) The damage from the bar turns out to be minimal compared to the damage Ethan's surprise news inflicts. Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Marc Westin  •  Julian McQueen  •  Drake Ashton  •  Colorado Jones  •  Bastian Roen  •  Ethan Drake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •
2019-01-14	Have A Drink On Me (2019-01-14 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) The drinks are on Bastian for Lyle, Julian, and Scott. Ethan and Max meet for the first time in this lifetime. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-01-14	Song from the Edge of the World (2019-01-14 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) Lucas offers Julian and Scott drinks on him for the turmoil at the pool. Lyle strikes a deal with Max ocer cigarettes and some head, and Ethan reliably makes it awkward for his best bud. Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-01-13	Take My Breath Away (2019-01-13 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Indoor Pool) What happens when there's a tarp loose in the pool? Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Julian McQueen  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-01-13	Say Hello To My Little Friend (2019-01-13 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Dining Hall) While enjoying some breakfast, a hit takes place outside the dining hall! Cast  •   Finn O'Neil  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Scott Dixon  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Emily Reed  •  Michael Black  •  Danny Novak  •  Christine Lake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-12	Fight For Your Right (To Party) (2019-01-12 • 225 Unbooked Room) Some of the staff party after the storm washes them back to the lodge instead of their cabins. There is a proposal! Cast  •   Christine Lake  •  Ethan Drake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ranier "Rat" Tattersall  •
2019-01-12	Another Brick In The Wall (2019-01-12 • Beaver Lake - Lake Shore) Some of the staff work on putting up barriers and warning signs where the fence is down. Bastian tells them about the incident during the night. Cast  •   Paige North  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Bastian Roen  •  Thomas Hill  •
2019-01-10	Ballroom Blitz (2019-01-10 • Lakeshore) Certified Sex Gods have their show on the beach. There's booze, drugs, a bonfire, a bouncy castle, and two all-out brawls that end in a shower of fire retardant and rain. All in all, it's probably one of their best shows. Cast  •   Danny Novak  •  Tommy Rodgers  •  Marc Westin  •  Lucy Westin  •  Scott Dixon  •  Kirk Wachowski  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Christian Price  •  Justin Tanner  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Troy "Mack" Mackenzie  •  Derek Bloom  •  Kaspar Henrik  •  Michael Black  •  Russell Daniels  •  Addison Barrett  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Julian McQueen  •  Angus "Gus" McQueen  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Matthew Pryce  •  Jonathan Hawkins  •  Ethan Drake  •  Darcy Mercer  •  Emily Reed  •  Jessica Nichols  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Hyacinth Mackie  •  Dashiel Bauer  •  Olivia Robinson  •  Kimberly Constance Alistair  •  Adam Malcom Walker  •  Nicholas Fletcher  •
2019-01-10	Rockit like Herbie Hancock (2019-01-10 • Stage by the Lake) Certified Sex Gods soundcheck: All goes pretty well actually. Better than the performance later sadly. Cast  •   Danny Novak  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •  Hyacinth Mackie  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •  Nicholas Fletcher  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Derek Bloom  •
2019-01-10	When Doves Cry (2019-01-10 • Guy's Staff Cabin) Lucas brings breakfast for himself and Ethan the morning after the Banshee made herself known. Ethan opens up to his best friend. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-08	Whisper to a Scream (2019-01-08 • Beaver Lake - Lake Shore) Emily learns that Ethan Drake works at the Eager Beaver when she goes down to the lakeside to find Kimberly. However the reunion wastes a little when an unexpected guest shows up, causing quite the fright. Cast  •   Emily Reed  •  Ethan Drake  •  Kimberly Constance Alistair  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Dashiel Bauer  •  Ranier "Rat" Tattersall  •  Adam Malcom Walker  •
2019-01-08	Reporting In (2019-01-08 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Christine's Office) Christine speaks with Addison Barrett and Lyle Lucas about the strange events involving guests in the last 8 hours. Cast  •   Christine Lake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-06	Dinner Hour (2019-01-06 • Dining Hall) Visitors and staff alike stop in for a bite to eat. Many things get discussed, including bouncy castles, obscure bands, and the upcoming party. Cast  •   Danny Novak  •  Tommy Rodgers  •  Marc Westin  •  Lucy Westin  •  Scott Dixon  •  Kirk Wachowski  •  Christine Lake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Thomas Hill  •  Julian McQueen  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Jonathan Hawkins  •  Emily Reed  •  Jessica Nichols  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Hyacinth Mackie  •  Kimberly Constance Alistair  •  Adam Malcom Walker  •
2019-01-05	And So It Begins (2019-01-05 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) And the guests start to pile in, a Wall Street Journal actually makes an appearance, and hyjinks ensue. Cast  •   Roxie Moretti  •  Christian Price  •  Julian McQueen  •  Angus "Gus" McQueen  •  Marc Westin  •  Addison Barrett  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •  Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Candice Flick  •  Ethan Drake  •  Ranier "Rat" Tattersall  •
2019-01-05	The Next Wave (2019-01-05 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Several film students check in at the lodge. Cast  •   Danny Novak  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Christian Price  •  Bastian Roen  •  Oscar "Oz" Knight  •  Danica Durant-Knight  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Addison Barrett  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-03	Localized Phenomenon (2019-01-03 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Indoor Pool) The staff clean up after a bachelor party which got a little out of control. Cast  •   Addison Barrett  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Colorado Jones  •  Bastian Roen  •
2019-01-02	Poison Oak is Also Bad (2019-01-02 • Beaver Lake - Staff Cabins) Lyle demonstrates why poison oak is bad. Cast  •   Willow Darragh  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •  Ethan Drake  •
2018-12-30	Lyle and the Monsters (2018-12-30 • Chief Groundskeeper's Cabin / In the Woods) Lyle Lucas tries to hide in a tomato bush and meets some horrible monsters. Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2018-12-29	Drying Out (2018-12-29 • Lakeside 1987, late Autumn) Mallory checks in with her pet rescue as they share common ground and jellybeans. Cast  •   Mallory Miller  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2018-12-29	Breathing Underwater (2018-12-29 • Lakeside 1987, late Autumn) Mallory makes the call over the walkie that no one wants to make. One of their own is found drown in the lake, and the team assembles for the rescue waiting for EMS. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Bastian Roen  •  Mallory Miller  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Candice Flick  •  Addison Barrett  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •
2018-12-29	A Little Honesty (2018-12-29 • Hospital) Bastian accompanies Lyle to the hospital after his near-death experience. Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2018-12-27	Rabies is Bad (2018-12-27 • Eager Beaver Lodge) Bastian debriefs with Colorado and Lyle about the situation with the raccoon. Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2018-01-15	Start Me Up (2018-01-15 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Maintenance Shed) The storm takes the bridge and the power down. Lyle grabs Ethan to go get the generator going. The electrician and the mechanic have a nerve wracking face off with the old scary building. Right, it's just a building. Everything's fine. Nothing to be scared of. It's fiiiiine... what's that noise?! And what's that on the floor? Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •  Candice Flick  •
1989-06-01	The Boys of Summer (1989-06-01 • Eager Beaver Grounds) Bastian sets his underlings to the task of ripping out a monstrous blackberry bush taking over the boathouse. They find a monster inside it, and all hell breaks loose. Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •
1987-06-10	This Won't End Well (1987-06-10 • Maintenance Garage) Flashback to when Lyle and Ethan met and, well, started something that will end badly. So badly. Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •

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