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Name

Colorado Jones

on MUX as

The Coward

Archetype

The Coward

Occupation

Half-Naked Bartender

Apparent Age

Early 20s

Played By

Matthew McConhaughey

Faction Membership

The Staff of the Eager Beaver
Half-Naked Bartender
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A coward is like an onion. He has layers. Could be a bully, putting up a strong front with a weak, rotten core. Could be a victim, avoiding conflict in every day life, but stand up for one shining moment. Could be hustling, wheeling and dealing to keep himself out of the line of fire, or could be hiding in his obsessions and addictions. He's hiding and fleeing from something, no matter what he's doing. Aliens? Monsters? His boss? His responsibilities? The small voice inside him that tells him the most painful truths?

OOC Note
I have neurological damage. In big scenes with a lot of text flying by, I miss things. Hell I even miss things in small scenes. If I've missed you or you need me to respond to something, please page me!

Archetype Roster Concept 



Heroes run into danger. You prefer to watch from a safe place. You survive because you always disappear when danger rears it's head, or at least you convenalwaysiently hide behind the person bigger than you.



Role in Slasher

Southwest born and bred, he grew up in - that's right! - Colorado and has moved around a bit. His family moved to Arizona in his early teens, then California for his last two years of high school. His father is military, but none of the ha9rd work and discipline rubbed off. He's a slacker at heart and always takes the path of least resistance.

College would be hard, as would most jobs, but he's young and good looking and knows his liquor, so bartending seemed the obvious, easy choice. Tending bar at the lodge is fairly easy, he gets free room and board, and there's always interesting people coming through. What's not to like?

Bartender: Need a drink? Someone to talk to? He's there for you.

Why So Serious?: Life should be fun and easy. Want to have fun? He's easy.

Bad Ideas: Need someone to go with you on a really stupid dare?

Army Brat: If you too were shuffled around the US to new schools every couple of years with no say in it, let's get drunk.

Sheet

Brawn: Good
+ Abs For Days (Positive)

Welcome to the GUN SHOW! Colorado is in peak condition.
+ Staying Power (Positive)

Like the song says, he can dance all night and play all day.
Finesse: Good
+ Dancer (Positive)

Yeah, okay, it's exotic dancing, wanna make something of it? He's fast, limber, and has a fine sense of balance.
+ Flair Bartending (Positive)

A sort of hybrid between bartending and a circus act, Colorado is skilled at the combination of juggling, balance acts, and setting shit on fire that make up flair bartending.
- Nicotine Fits (Negative)

If he goes too long without a cigarette, he gets real twitchy.
Brains: Poor
+ Mixologist (Positive)

Booze, booze, booze, if it's about booze Colorado knows it. Not just drinks, either, he's a damn MacGuyver of alcohol.
- What Were You THINKING?! (Negative)

He probably wasn't thinking, if you want to know God's honest truth. If there's a bad decision to be made, he'll make it.
Spirit: Normal
+ Everybody's Best Friend (Positive)

Hey c'mon now, let's party!
- Noping On Out (Negative)

Everybody's best friend, that is, until there's something unpleasant or scary that needs to be done.
- Double Dog Dare Ya (Negative)

This man will never turn down a dare. Double points if it makes him look super cool when he pulls it off. Also prone to daring others for stupid and dangerous reasons!
+ Showmanship (Positive)

You're not just stripping. You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. You are the husband they never had. You are that dreamboat guy that never came along! You are the one night stand, that free fling of a fuck, that they get to have, tonight, with you on stage!

Perks and Quirks

- Big Favor

Owed to Bastian, who got him this job. Bastian knows his father, too. Not telling Lieutenant Dad about Colorado's shenanigans is part of the favor.
- Fainthearted
+ Danger Sense
+ Scream Queen

One part attitude, two parts liqueur of show-off. Shake in a pink chrome tin. Strain over a Texan accent. Garnish with abs.

Gallery

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Active Character: Slasher

You're dyin' and you're screamin' inside

Oh you're guilty way before you been tried

It's crazy but you're diggin' it

Aerosmith - Young Lust

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Out of the Woods

Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you

I don't think that I can really survive

I'll never break my promise or forget my vow

But God only knows what I can do right now

Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light

2019-03-01
Back in the Summer of Eighty-Nine
(2019-03-01 • Beaver Lake - Beach) Those who remain gather at the beach with their belongings to await rescue. These were the survivors. Those who suffered heavy losses while risking their lives to save the world. When the rescue boat finally arrives, they board it to freedom. The End. Or is it?
Cast  •   Christine Lake  •  Ethan Drake  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Julian McQueen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Sonya Queen  •  Emily Reed  •  Mallory Miller  •  Warren Beausoleil  •  Justin Tanner  •
2019-02-26
Chain of Fools
(2019-02-26 • Tunnel Leading to Freezer) Cassandra leads a group into the bunker to burn the bodies and if need be, to distract Mahoney from the counter-ritual. With some heavy losses, they accomplish their mission.
Cast  •   Cassandra Wei  •  Troy "Mack" Mackenzie  •  Colorado Jones  •  Sasha Savage  •  Julian McQueen  •  Marc Westin  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Dashiel Bauer  •  Kirk Patterson  •
2019-02-23
Pictures of You
(2019-02-23 • Lodge Grounds) Colorado and Ethan bring Mallory the journal that holds Bastian's field notes.
Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Mallory Miller  •
2019-02-21
Sign Your Name Across My Heart
(2019-02-21 • Main Lodge - Room 114) Colorado digs through Candice's diary and confronts a lot of his own feelings which he talks out with his late best friend.
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-21
Church of Your Heart
(2019-02-21 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Candice's Diary) Colorado found his late girlfriend's diary and cracks the cover on it.
Cast  •   Candice Flick  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-02-17
Enjoy the Silence
(2019-02-17 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bastian's Cabin) Bastian's cabin is broken into by Ethan and Colorado, who is now having hallucinations of his own.
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-02-15
The Show Must Go On
(2019-02-15 • Room 114) After the losses at Lakeview, Ethan wakes up, and Colorado has to break the news. Even Mallory is sad, but don't tell her that. Guest starring Dead Lyle!
Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Mallory Miller  •  Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •
2019-02-15
Ride the Lightning
(2019-02-15 • Beaver Lake - Condemned Building) Freak and Nails are defeated, Princess is freed...and many lives are lost.
Cast  •   Cassandra Wei  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Colorado Jones  •  Scott Dixon  •  Kirk Wachowski  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Evaline Mitchell  •
2019-02-10
Sledgehammer
(2019-02-10 • Beaver Lake - Deep Woods) Dini's Bunker is explored, Danica and Oz are rescued...and an epiphany is had.
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Christian Price  •  Scott Dixon  •  Tallulah Bennett  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Danny Novak  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Derek Bloom  •  Julian McQueen  •  Michael Black  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Emily Reed  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-02-08
Here Comes Mr. Cottontail
(2019-02-08 • Beaver Lake - Deep Woods) Dolly is reunited with Mr. Cottontail.
Cast  •   Kirk Patterson  •  Christian Price  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Sasha Savage  •  Colorado Jones  •  Emily Reed  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Michael Black  •  Mallory Miller  •  Derek Bloom  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-02-05
Cruel Summer
(2019-02-05 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Great Room) Raul gets his distributor caps while Lyle starts working on teh Lost + Found board. The late night crew convenes on ghosts, fears of bias, fears of failure, and fears of...a book? When things go to hell who are the lucky ones?
Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Raul Santiago  •  Mallory Miller  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Tallulah Bennett  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Hyacinth Mackie  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •  Saffie De Angelis  •
2019-02-03
Shake Me
(2019-02-03 • A hallway in the Lodge) Colorado is feeling the lack of, well, everything.
Cast  •   Dashiel Bauer  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-02-01
Don't You Forget About Me
(2019-02-01 • Beaver Lake - Staff Cabins) Bastian, Lyle, and Colorado go to Candice's cabin.
Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2019-01-30
So Emotional
(2019-01-30 • Main Lodge - Room 114 - Wake) Colorado tries to find solace by opening up the bar in 114 to host an Irish wake for his late girlfriend. Injuries are babysat. New plans are formed with new information.
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Addison Barrett  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Mallory Miller  •  Christine Lake  •
2019-01-29
Fire Woman
(2019-01-29 • Eager Beaver Lodge, Room 208) Bastian suggests something to Colorado which Colorado Does Not Like<tm>.
Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-01-29
Coffee Club
(2019-01-29 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Dining Hall) Ethan and Lyle try to make things normal hyjinks after a good night sleep. Lyle's headache is not letting up. Colorado is razzed about his new girlfriend, Snare comes through with pancakes, and Addison keeps his promise finding the Bedlam Boys in alignment with his plan.
Cast  •   Addison Barrett  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Colorado Jones  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •  Candice Flick  •
2019-01-29
Missing Persons
(2019-01-29 • Woods) A group of people follow Ethan in the hopes of finding the hidden doorway of the tunnel he had escaped from. They soon come under fire when a mystery gunman begins to shoot at them. That fire becomes something larger when detonators in the tunnel go off, scattering the group in an explosion.
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Michael Black  •  Christian Price  •  Danny Novak  •  Ethan Drake  •  Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Candice Flick  •  Troy "Mack" Mackenzie  •  Tommy Rodgers  •  Mrs. Dini  •
2019-01-27
Doctor Love
(2019-01-27 • The break room) Colorado shows off some skills to Miss Candice Flick.
Cast  •   Candice Flick  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-01-25
Disposable Heroes
(2019-01-25 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Maintenance Shed) A motley crew assembles to take on the task of refueling the shed. They're successful, at a price.
Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Colorado Jones  •  Theodore Quinn  •  Mallory Miller  •  Danny Novak  •  Derek Bloom  •  Misty Alvarez  •  Jonathan Hawkins  •  Kimberly Constance Alistair  •
2019-01-25
Voices Carry
(2019-01-24 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Room 229) Discussions of Ethan Drake's wild ride and what to do about spreading the word ensue.
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Christine Lake  •


Voices Carry
(2019-01-25 • A Room)
Cast  •
2019-01-24
2019-01-22
Invincible
(2019-01-22 • Maintenance Shed) A group heads to the shed to try and get the radio there for parts and other things happen.
Cast  •   Cassandra Wei  •  Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Julian McQueen  •  Bastian Roen  •  Kimberly Constance Alistair  •  Michael Black  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Candice Flick  •  Angus "Gus" McQueen  •
2019-01-20
The Trees
(2019-01-20 • Beaver Lake - Lodge Grounds) There is trouble with the trees--there's blood in them, and no Max or Mahoney.
Cast  •   Roxie Moretti  •  Bastian Roen  •  Cassandra Wei  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-01-20
Woman in Chains
(2019-01-20 • Main Lodge - Room 138) GODDAMNED BONER-KILLING GHOSTS! It's a three-some NOT a foursome, Mahoney!
Cast  •   Maxine Rodriguez  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Christine Lake  •  Bastian Roen  •  Cassandra Wei  •  Addison Barrett  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Christian Price  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-01-19
I Want Candy
(2019-01-19 • Beaver Lake - The Boathouse) Christine and Bastian confront Raul and the heist gang at the boathouse. Their conversation is interrupted by the sound of a music box, before they notice a young girl in a ballerina outfit in their midst. Hijinx ensues.
Cast  •   Drake Ashton  •  Christine Lake  •  Bastian Roen  •  Laine Gallagher  •  Raul Santiago  •  Jonathan Hawkins  •  Roxie Moretti  •  Christian Price  •  Colorado Jones  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Justin Tanner  •
2019-01-19
Catch (Black Delilah)
(2019-01-19 • Beaver Lake - Lake Shore) Lyle Lucas sets out with pals in tow to try and save the Banshee. In helping her they learn a more disturbing truth.

"Catch" - The Cure
"I used to sometimes try to catch her,
But never even caught her name."

Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •  Colorado Jones  •  Finn O'Neil  •
2019-01-18
Nine Inch Nails
(2019-01-18 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Lodge Grounds and Maintenance Shed) Mallory, Lyle, and Bastian go to find Dini and radio the Sheriff. Literally none of that turns out how they'd like it to.
Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Mallory Miller  •  Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •  Christine Lake  •  Finn O'Neil  •
2019-01-16
Everybody Wants You
(2019-01-16 • Ethan's Room - Staff Cabins) Colorado comes to talk to Ethan about a problem named Lyle.
Cast  •   Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •
2019-01-16
Cities in Dust
(2019-01-16 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) The damage from the bar turns out to be minimal compared to the damage Ethan's surprise news inflicts.
Cast  •   Lyle Lucas  •  Marc Westin  •  Julian McQueen  •  Drake Ashton  •  Colorado Jones  •  Bastian Roen  •  Ethan Drake  •  Addison Barrett  •  Terry "Snare" Snarelli  •
2019-01-16
Centerfield
(2019-01-16 • Bar and Lounge) Some people in the bar and lounge meet The Slugger. Play ball!
Cast  •   Laine Gallagher  •  Danny Novak  •  Emily Reed  •  Drake Ashton  •  Michael Black  •  Finn O'Neil  •  Zack Thomas  •  Raul Santiago  •  Christine Lake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Addison Barrett  •
2019-01-14
Have A Drink On Me
(2019-01-14 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) The drinks are on Bastian for Lyle, Julian, and Scott. Ethan and Max meet for the first time in this lifetime.
Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-01-14
Song from the Edge of the World
(2019-01-14 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Bar and Lounge) Lucas offers Julian and Scott drinks on him for the turmoil at the pool. Lyle strikes a deal with Max ocer cigarettes and some head, and Ethan reliably makes it awkward for his best bud.
Cast  •   Julian McQueen  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •  Scott Dixon  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Maxine Rodriguez  •
2019-01-03
Localized Phenomenon
(2019-01-03 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Indoor Pool) The staff clean up after a bachelor party which got a little out of control.
Cast  •   Addison Barrett  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Colorado Jones  •  Bastian Roen  •
2018-12-30
About Eustace
(2018-12-30 • Eager Beaver Lodge) Bastian gets a phonecall from an old friend.
Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •
2018-12-27
Rabies is Bad
(2018-12-27 • Eager Beaver Lodge) Bastian debriefs with Colorado and Lyle about the situation with the raccoon.
Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Colorado Jones  •  Lyle Lucas  •
2018-01-15
Start Me Up
(2018-01-15 • Eager Beaver Lodge - Maintenance Shed) The storm takes the bridge and the power down. Lyle grabs Ethan to go get the generator going. The electrician and the mechanic have a nerve wracking face off with the old scary building. Right, it's just a building. Everything's fine. Nothing to be scared of. It's fiiiiine... what's that noise?! And what's that on the floor?
Cast  •   Colorado Jones  •  Ethan Drake  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Bastian Roen  •  Candice Flick  •
1989-06-01
The Boys of Summer
(1989-06-01 • Eager Beaver Grounds) Bastian sets his underlings to the task of ripping out a monstrous blackberry bush taking over the boathouse. They find a monster inside it, and all hell breaks loose.
Cast  •   Bastian Roen  •  Lyle Lucas  •  Ethan Drake  •  Colorado Jones  •
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